I always love on the A&E show “Actor’s Studio” when the question about the favorite curse word comes up.
Mine is “fuck” without a doubt!
Although I’ve been making a very conscious effort in my later years to be more lady-like and not say it.
But, for old fuck’s sake, I’d like to dedicate this edition of Maryanne’s Jukebox to that cool word!
Looking back, one of the best times I ever had cursing was with my Mom.
One gorgeous summer day, we had lunch together and afterwards decided to go for an automobile ride. It was so pleasant outside, the sun was out, trees were in bloom … I was in a great mood and suddenly got the urge to sing, “Old McDonald.”
Without missing a beat, my mom casually changed the words to “Old Mc Fuck-Face.”
She was always one of the people who could say “fuck” like she was saying “bread.” It was always just a word. Whenever we played Scrabble together, we had no qualms about putting tiles spelling “fuck” on the board.
So, we’re riding around, on a summer day, with the windows open, singing together, “Old McFuck Face had a farm, e-i-e-i-o … with a fuck-fuck here and a fuck-fuck there, here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck … old Mc Fuck-Face had a farm, e-i-e-i-o…….”
“There was a lot of fucking going on, on that farm!” Mom said.
It was all in good fun … fucking good fun!
And here are some of my favorite songs that made damn good use of the word “fuck.”
Enjoy … or go fuck yourself 🙂
Not quite “fuck” but “motherfucker” should count for something (and it is THE DARKNESS — yeah!):
And, last but not least, some savage seduction from: